Can You Make It Through An IKEA Trip Without Losing The Rag?

Question

Oh, there aren't any parking spaces near the entrance.

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Answer 1

Well I wasn't expecting there to be, to be honest.

Answer 2

No problem, I'll just drive around.

Answer 3

*stiffens* This is a bad omen.

Answer 4

I actually came here by bus so it doesn't make any difference.

Answer 5

Yep, I looked it up on the website and I have the product name ready.

Answer 6

Basically the contents of a house.

Answer 7

Shelves of some description. I won't really know until I see them.

Answer 8

Ah just a few decorative bits and pieces.

Answer 9

Hunt down an elusive member of staff, then question them.

Answer 10

Take a deep breath and wade back in to the showroom to check the number, going against the tide of shoppers.

Answer 11

Plop down on one of the display chairs and consider your desperate situation. Maybe you shall weep.

Answer 12

Walk around a bit more. You KNOW you have the right number.

Answer 13

Grand, I put down the car seats in advance.

Answer 14

I didn't realise how long this rug was, but if the person in the passenger seat just... ducks under it, it'll be fine?

Answer 15

I've been taking things out and putting them back in different combinations for maybe 15 minutes now. It's like a game of Tetris back here.

Answer 16

I came here on the bus actually and WTF HOW AM I GOING TO CARRY ALL OF THIS STUFF HOME.

Answer 17

*long, strangled scream*

Answer 18

Well, I'll have to make do with what I have, won't I?

Answer 19

I'll call someone and ask for a lend of one, or pop round to the neighbours'.

Answer 20

I'll go to the hardware store.

Answer 21

Gently suggest that maybe the piece isn't meant to go that way, maybe?

Answer 22

Straight up tell them they're doing it wrong, providing the instructions as evidence.

Answer 23

Take it out of their hands, turn it upright, then give it back to them.

Answer 24

Just start shouting at them because honestly, who is that stupid?

Answer 25

Hmm. Best take it apart and start again.

Answer 26

Oh god, leave it. I don't care.

Answer 27

Palm it off to your significant other to fix, SINCE THEY SEEM TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS.

Answer 28

Would I be arrested for attacking a filing cabinet? Because I want to attack this filing cabinet.

Answer 29

I guess I'll have to return it.

Answer 30

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